Hopefully voters weren’t Lured into letting their attention Flounder.

They may want to Tackle any issues Bobbing under the Surface along the Lines of Reel votes Cast at the Pole.

No Spinning wanted here, that just wouldn’t Fly. You wanna be Landing on Net reults.

Astrology could help - perhaps find a Pisces working for Scale to Troll through Hanging Shads.

Wading through Current events one might even Hook a Bullhead-ed Stringer with a Mullet.

But be careful those that Chum bottom feeders
And of course wild Nightcrawlers can be a messy handful -
but that’s another can of worms

which I won’t Carp about now.

Bridgeton, MO (near STL) wanted to annex industrial area called Earth City in the late 80’s. It had to be approved by residents of both cities. Bridgeton approved, but Earth City had 0 permanent residents, only a couple of hotels. Three residents were living permanently in the hotels.

The election was held, and nobody from Earth City showed. The county held a polling place open all day waiting for 1 of the 3 to show to no avail.

Missouri law provides for an automatic revote in case of a tie in any election. So Earth City was given another chance. This time the annexation passed by a landslide, 1-0.

And how are we to believe you really voted in a bait shop if you can’t even post any evidence??