Or maybe this is another example of Boston security behaving like fucktards and over-reacting to anything that will help with the boredom of being stuck in logan all day. Especially when you need to justify your security budget each year and disapointingly their really arent that many terrorists willing to blow themselves up in the name of allah, the sanctity of the unborn, or whatever the ideological flavor of the week is.

To every fucktard who thinks she got it coming maybe you out to worry more about what innocent behavior you demonstrate that will get you a cavity search because some bored half-wit decides they want to fuck with you at the airport.

oh noes!!! Osama bin laden is under my bed and wants to make me wear a burqa…where is the TSA and michelle malkin to save the day??? The terrorists hordes are going to swim from Iraq and force us at box-cutter point to give up our way of life. Americans regularly kill each other for tailgating, tailgating for god’s sake. And you pussy’s think a few thousand unwashed cave-dwellers are going to take over the most violent nation on the planet with a population around 300 million meat-eating NASCAR watching assholes. Right…more likely than not your the 30% of the population still supporting the boy king and his idiot parties attempt to scare the country into voting for them from now on. Never mind that whole katrina thing and the fact that neither of our brush fire wars seems to be going anywhere expect for to shit and in a hurry. Your pathetic, get a fucking spine already…in america you should be able to wear a lightable led on your clothes without worrying some high-school drop out is going to have you surrounded by gun toting thugs for questioning.

Happy flying and don’t you fucking dare take toothpaste or shampoo to the airport. (osama loves exploding toothpaste…)

We need to listen to William Shatner and call the “terrified ones” Namby-Pambys and Momma’s Boys, which is what really are. I’m not afraid or terrified and none of us should be.

Do you folks not understand that what the terrorists want to do is terrorize us? Everyone who is terrified is doing exactly what they want us to do. Maybe “traitor” is a better label than “scaredy-cat” for people who think we should abandon essential civil liberties because of a handful of religious fanatics?

Since 9/11 more than 250,000 Americans have died in automobile accidents. In response to something like that, we make cars more expensive due to safety designs and we make people wear seat belts. 3,000 die in a terrorist attack, so we have to go out and have nearly 4,000 of our soldiers die, make 4,000,000 Iraqis abandon their homes, and spent $1 trillion.

Oh, and by the way, where is Osama bin Laden?

Everyone knows what bombs look like.

Suitcases and backpacks.

It’s true. Suitcase bombs and backpacks filled with explosives.

They should be arresting everyone with suitcases and backpacks.

They probably should taser them first just to be safe.

Remember that Pan Am Flight 103 which crashed over Lockerbie Scotland was blown up by a Samsonite suitcase bomb and those subway and railyway bombings in London and Madrid used backpack bombs.

Someone should tell TSA to be on the lookout for suitcases and backpacks. That should keep them, and us, occupied.

Another thing, suitcases and backpacks are bad for business. If we just banned them, then everytime people traveled, they would have to buy new clothes, toiletries and gadgets. We would be safer and the economy would boom.

Ooops! I guess “boom” is not the right word.

Today’s winner is Star Simpson.