But do they have link sausage? That's all I want to know.

There's a "Lady Pugs" in a high school in Oklahoma (or somewhere out there). Pugs are notoriously unathletic dogs: cute and cuddly, not fierce and dominating. But that's as close as I can think of to "Biscuits," and it's not that close. Pretty darned funny.

At least a Pug could bite you :)

Welcome to the Southern League. Despite some of the funny names (The West Tenn Jaxx? The Carolina Mudcats?), we have some great baseball. We just opened a new park here in Jacksonville, and it's an incredibly beautiful facility. I somtimes think the quality of AA ball is better then some pro level balls.

By the way, you wanna hear a bad name? The minor league hockey team in Macon, Ga was called the Macon Whoppee.

Yup--that's purty bad :)

But that isn't worst than the Mighty Ducks. That's a reason never to give Disney a sports franchise.

Then there's the Memphis Grizzlies, the Florida Marlins, the Colorado Rockies, and the (now defunct) Orlando Solar Bears. The age of good sports team names has pasted us.

I must admit, I have always hated the name "Mighty Ducks"--especially for a hockey team, fer cryin' out loud.

And at least Marlins and Rockies evoke something about their locales. Solar Bears is pretty lame, I must admit.

For some reason the name Mudhens comes to mind. I have no idea where that team is located, but I know they play baseball of some calibre. Between the Biscuits and the Mudhens you could add a touch of letuce and tomato and have the makings of a nice sandwich franchise.

Ron

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