PoxTV

Not good: Monkeypox fear spreads to 4 more states Boy in New Jersey might be infected--not only for the people with the monkeypox, but for all of us news consumers. Soon wall-to-wall Blondes (Hill, Martha and Scott Peterson (ok, he went back to brunette)) may give way to the summer of pox.

If we get really lucky someone will kidnap a kid infected with monkeypox, and the kidnapper will then be attacked by a shark on the way to see Gary Condit. It will be a newsapalooza--the cable news industry's dream summer.

And have they cured SARS? It seems like whole days since I heard a SARS story.