ReCAL: The Winners

No, not the electoral winners, but the winners of the Poliblog Extra-Special ReCAL Caption Contest^TM.

For yesterday's bonus contest:

1st, Rodney: "No, I do not feel that my wife, Maria, has become overly thin and distraught during this campaign."

2nd, Daniel: "…and when I am Gov-a-nuh of Cali-forn-ya, I will work to bring the Quiddich Cup, and the Nimbus and Comet broom plants, and all the other magical jobs, here to Cali-forn-ya!"

3rd, Matthew: "When I get to California, the governor will use brooms for sweeping out trash, not for throwing at staffers."

And for the original:

Source: AP

1st, Brett: "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to speak up. Between the media frenzy and the White House spin-doctoring, I'm finding it hard to hear much of anything these days."

2nd, James: "Can you hear me now?"

3rd (tie), Robert: "Why yes, now that you mention it, I do hear a train a coming."

3rd (tie), Rodney: ""Pardon me, but would you all please stop chanting 'ARNOLD, ARNOLD,' so that I can hear what the voters want."

Editor's entry: "Could you please speak up? You see, I am politically tone deaf."

Posted by Steven Taylor at October 7, 2024 08:14 AM | TrackBack