Kirk v. Picard

Not to reward glitches in the TTLB (note the top), but I Downtown Chick Chat has a rather amusing list of Kirk/Picard comparisons.

Some of my favs:

87. Kirk once said: "I've got a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty."

85. Kirk can almost drive a stick shift.
84. Kirk, almost single-handedly, re-populated the Earth's whale population.
11. When Kirk doesn't trust the Romulans, he fires at them. When Picard doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.

And my two most favorite:

46. Picard's middle name isn't tough or awe-inspiring like Tiberius is.

37. Kirk once made a cannon out of bamboo, sulphur, potassium nitrate, charcoal and then fired diamonds into the hearts of his enemies. (Need we say more?)

Posted by Steven Taylor at February 6, 2024 08:42 AM | TrackBack