April 21, 2003

And I Declare Myself the Sultan of Brunei

Nice work, if you can get it:

"We don't really know much about him except that he's declared himself mayor," said Bodine, a former U.S. ambassador to Yemen. "We don't recognize him. There hasn't been a process of selection. Once there's a process, then whomever."

Source: U.S. Says Does Not Recognize Baghdad 'Governor' (washingtonpost.com)

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HOUNER ABLE SULTAN OF BRUNEI,

YOURS EXCELENCY,
I NEED 50,000/$ PLS GIVE ME
AS LOAN I WILL RETURN YOU WITH IN
3 YEARS.
PLS INFORM ME SOON YES OR NO
MY ADREES AND PHONE NO :
0092-431-254252/0092-431-844612
[email protected]

Posted by: RANA MUHAMMAD SHAHID at August 3, 2003 07:17 AM

Dear Sultan.
i seek your individual assistance financially.
am a student and need your help of $5000 to finance my education.
Am in E.Africa.
Your response is my pleasure.
Louren

Posted by: Louren.M. at August 11, 2003 02:28 AM

Dear Sultan.
i seek your individual assistance financially.
am a student and need your help of $5000 to finance my education.
Am in E.Africa.
Your response is my pleasure.
Louren

Posted by: Louren.M. at August 11, 2003 02:28 AM

My email is .
[email protected]
thank you.

Posted by: Louren.M. at August 11, 2003 02:31 AM

our prophet Mohammed(salaa allaho aliahi wa sallam) said:If you like to give somebody a Zakah you should make him rich.
So i would like to be rich

Posted by: Elhassan alamin Elhassan at September 6, 2003 08:10 AM

sir i am a doctor kindly give me a job

Posted by: azfar at September 8, 2003 09:30 AM

sultan of brunei!!
i know u rnt going to consider any of these requests and comments seriously ever ....
so am not wasting words in giving any dumb comment!!!!

Posted by: nini at September 8, 2003 09:45 AM

Iam interested in the M.Sc. Petroleum Geosciences degree in University Brunei Darussalam, I applied through the commonwealth, only to be told I can't be admitted through the body. This is my umpeenth time of trying the admission.
Please help me realize my ambition.

Posted by: charles ojo at September 19, 2003 04:49 AM

To the Sultan Of Brunei Darusallam, pillars of the people,
Dear Sultan,
I' am a fulltime student in Gold Coast Australia. I am a Malaysian and my age is 25. Recent departure of my father has caused some financial constraints on my family.My studies in G.Coast is now abrupted.I just have one more year to complete. My major is International Relations and Diplomacy. What I am asking is some financial assitance from your side. It can either be in loans, scholarship and so forth. I just need to complete what I have started. I even consider to display my gratitude and loyalty by working with the government of Brunei for few years.

Dear Sultan,
I am aware that you are a very occupied person, but if you are able to help me...you are actually brightening an already dull future. Only God have the capacity to repay you. Likewise, only God is where I rest my hope upon this matter.
Wassalam.

Ahmad Razali Al Bakish,
No 1, USJ 16/2E,
47630 Subang Jaya,
Selangor, Malaysia

[email protected]
603-80235126/5167
016-6176664

Posted by: Ahmad Razal Al BAkish at October 11, 2003 04:23 AM

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFIRTI

MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

Posted by: FS CADER at October 31, 2003 07:32 AM

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFIRTI

MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN

Posted by: FS CADER at October 31, 2003 07:32 AM

To,
Hon'ble Sultan of Brunei
.........................
Dear Sir,
I am an Ophthalmologist from Calcutta, India. I'm willing to get a job in your Country . I'd be obliged and grateful if you kindly grant my prayer. I am giving my C.V. here for your ready reference .
Thanking You,
Sincerely Yours,
Dr. Arindam Roy

MY C.V.
.......

Resume Details:

Name : Dr. Arindam Roy
Address : 1/3/1 S, Dum Dum Road ( Radiogoli ) , Calcutta ( Kolkata ), PIN 700 002, W.B. , India .
Phone : 91 33 25577665
E-Mail : [email protected] AND [email protected]
D.O.B.: March 22, 1967
Sex : Male
Nationality : Indian
Religion : Hinduism
Marital Status : Married
Languages known : Can read, write and fluently speak in English , Hindi and Bengali .
Educational Qualification : M.B.B.S.(University of Calcutta, India), M.S. (Ophthalmology)(University of Calcutta, India)
Experience : Practising for nearly 11 Years . Specially trained in Intraocular Microsurgery , lasers, LASIK surgeries and contact lenses. Training for LASIK taken from Dr. Michael C. Knortz of Germany . I have performed more than thousand LASIK surgeries ( so if you have any option of LASIK in your Institute, I can take care of that too )and thousands of Intraocular lens implantation surgeries in Calcutta . I have also taken special training on contact lenses from L.V. Prasad Eye Institute, Hyderabad, India. I also keep on attending various seminars and workshops in order to keep myself constantly updated in the field of Ophthalmology .
If you accept me and give me a chance to join your Institute , I'm sure that I'll be able to prove myself. I'm ready to join immediately. If you accept me then please tell me how to go about immigration procedures and also does your Country requires any license to join your place as an Ophthalmologist .

Posted by: Dr. Arindam Roy at November 11, 2003 10:48 PM

To,
Hon'ble SULTAN OF BRUNEI,
Dear Sir,
I am an Ophthalmologist from Calcutta, India. I'm willing to get a job in Your Country . I'd be obliged if you kindly help me regarding this matter and grant my prayer. I am giving my C.V. here for your ready reference .
Thanking You,
Sincerely Yours,
Dr. Arindam Roy

MY C.V.
.......

Resume Details:

Name : Dr. Arindam Roy
Address : 1/3/1 S, Dum Dum Road ( Radiogoli ) , Calcutta ( Kolkata ), PIN 700 002, W.B. , India .
Phone : 91 33 25577665
E-Mail : [email protected] AND [email protected]
D.O.B.: March 22, 1967
Sex : Male
Nationality : Indian
Religion : Hinduism
Marital Status : Married
Languages known : Can read, write and fluently speak in English , Hindi and Bengali .
Educational Qualification : M.B.B.S.(University of Calcutta, India), M.S. (Ophthalmology)(University of Calcutta, India)
Experience : Practising for nearly 11 Years . Specially trained in Intraocular Microsurgery , lasers, LASIK surgeries and contact lenses. Training for LASIK taken from Dr. Michael C. Knortz of Germany . I have performed more than thousand LASIK surgeries ( so if you have any option of LASIK in your Institute, I can take care of that too )and thousands of Intraocular lens implantation surgeries in Calcutta . I have also taken special training on contact lenses from L.V. Prasad Eye Institute, Hyderabad, India. I also keep on attending various seminars and workshops in order to keep myself constantly updated in the field of Ophthalmology .
If you accept me and give me a chance to join your Institute , I'm sure that I'll be able to prove myself. I'm ready to join immediately. If you accept me then please tell me how to go about immigration procedures and also does your Country requires any license to join your place as an Ophthalmologist .

Posted by: Dr. Arindam Roy at November 11, 2003 10:56 PM

Honorable Sultan,
I am aware of your everlasting riches. With all due respect, i ask for $20,000 to aid my personal life, i hope you would consider me and grant me some money.
Thank You

Posted by: Benjamin Oppong Bio at November 19, 2003 04:43 AM

Most Honorable Sultan,

As my father is a political prisoner of the NPP in Accra, Ghana life is very hard so any amount of money would be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely yours,
Sipa Yankey

Posted by: Sipa Yankey at November 26, 2003 04:18 AM

Dearest Sultan,

Does the harem giggle when you disrobe? Is your manhood Osamaish? If so please consider me Dr. Jelq, a comestic surgeon specializing in Muslim Penis enlargement.

Thanks for your consideration and please do not let any Zionist pig lackey touch your Islamic jewel, we know what they do with them!

Posted by: Dr. Jelq at December 7, 2003 04:36 PM

Dear Sultan of Brunei
> I would like to know if you know anything about being the sponsor of a lottery on the website
www.freeserve.com

> I won a lump sum of Two Million Euros, but I don't believe it's true
> It looks like a scam

> Pls Advise!
> Thank You sincerely
> Diana

Posted by: Diana Soeradi at December 20, 2003 11:17 AM

THE SULTAN OF BRUNEI,
i am RAHUL TRIVEDI and i am
deep problem so if you could help it would be a great help of you as provide
us with a help of US$75,000.00 only so that we could re-establish ourselves in this big society
and stand among with our proud heads up.
dear sir, i am mailing this letter to you without the permission of my father.
but i think that you won't mind it because it is not wrong to get a help from somebody
who is able to provide it.
thanking you .

your's obediently,
RAHUL TRIVEDI
s/o VIRENDRA PRASAD
TRIVEDI.
ADD:1250,Y,BLOCK,
KIDWAI NAGAR,
KANPUR-208011.
U.P. INDIA
TELPH.NO.:0512-2618675.

Posted by: rahul trivedi at December 23, 2003 12:58 PM

I am an Indian who interestingly watch the growth and development of Sultanate of Brunei under the able leadership of His Highness Majesty Sultan Haji Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin Waddaulah.

I am a freelance journalist. I would like to visit Sultanate Of Brunei. My ambition is to see the developmnet of Brunei personaly and have a chat with one of the able ruler the world ever have seen. I pray Almighty Allah to give long life, vigour and courage to you to lead your country in the path of progress. I hope you will give me a chance to get my dream of stepping into the soil of your country fulfilled. I am eagerly looking forward to get your permission in this regard. My aim is to write articles about you and your country in different vernacular newspapers.

please remember all our muslim brothers in your prayers. You will always be remembered in our prayers.

with regards.
Nellikkunnu Abdul Khader Mohammed Kunhi
[email protected]

Posted by: Nellikkunnu Abdul Khader Mohammed Kunhi at December 23, 2003 10:39 PM

good morning his height sultan of brunei,

I'M THE ITALIAN DENTIST,AND I ASK VERY SIMPLY

TO HIS HEART IF HE YOU WANTS TO HELP ME FOR THE

CONSTRUCTION OF A STRUCTURE FOR TAKE CARE OF THE

PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE MONEY AND MAKE KNOW HIR

GREATNESS ALSO TO THE ITALY. I WAIT A HIS ANSWER

FOR THEN EXPLAIN THE DETAILS.

THANKS DR. GRAMAGLIA F.

[email protected]

Posted by: gramaglia fabio at December 29, 2003 11:41 AM

Dear Sultan.
i seek your individual assistance financially.
i need your help of $10000 to close my debts I Am an indian muslim Your response is my pleasure.

shameem

Posted by: shameem aboobacker at January 5, 2004 05:47 AM

merhaba your majesty

i try to contact you but its inpossible. i just won a send to you a letter but i dont know where and how.please if its posible can you send me a e-mail address,please if you can. my name is rasema from slovenija.i send you a feu letters but you still dont respound me.
my e-mail is: [email protected]
thank you

Posted by: rasema at January 9, 2004 09:15 AM

Dear Sultan of Brunei
I would like to know if you know anything about being the sponsor of a lottery on the website
www.freeserve.com

I won a lump sum of Two Million Euros, but I don't believe it's true
It looks like a scam

Pleases Advise!
Thank You sincerely
Ezequiel

Posted by: Ezequiel at January 9, 2004 11:15 AM