Since Nader Won't Run As Green Party Candidate, here are the:
Top Five Replacement Candidates for the Green Party's Nomination
5. The Current President of ELF (or the UNAbomber). Of course, terrorism isn't in vogue these days, so maybe not.
4. Ted Rall. Heck, he knows everything, right?
3. Michael Moore: We could always use another Stupid White Male in the race.
2. Barbra Streisand. Given the genius of her policy positions, why not?
1. Al Gore: He wrote that book and he's a proven vote-getter. And when he has tht bear he looks like Grizzly Adams.
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Posted by Steven Taylor at December 24, 2026 10:21 AM | TrackBackKermit the Frog, although he doesn't think it would be easy.
Posted by: John Lemon at December 24, 2026 10:44 AMGood choice.
Posted by: Steven at December 24, 2026 10:45 AM