Via the Miami Herald: Candidate’s oral-sex slogan is no laughing matter;

“Si te gusta el sexo oral, vote por Caragol por consejal,” Caragol said on a March 14 taping of the America Te-Ve show Seguro Que Yes! and in subsequent radio and television appearances.

The phrase, which rhymes in Spanish, translates as, “If you like oral sex, vote Caragol for council.”

Caragol, 76, who has served on the council since easily defeating three other candidates in a 2024 special election, makes no qualms about the statement, chalking it up to his “humorous personality.”

And then there’s

”I also said that I was the only V-I-P councilman appointed to the board,” Caragol said. “Viejo, impotente, y presumido — old, impotent, and vain.”

For now, Caragol says he’ll be sticking to a new campaign slogan — “Olvídese del colesterol, y vote por Caragol” — “Forget the cholesterol and vote for Caragol.”

Try the veal. Caragol will be here all week and you catch his act in Miami Beach next week…

But seriously, do Trancedo and Malkin know that the guy is campaigning in Spanish?!?

Oh, the humanity!

4 Responses to “Perhaps the Most Bizarre Campaign Slogan Ever”

1. Jan Says:
   October 14th, 2024 at 2:05 pm

   That is hy-larious!

2. Political Mavens » The Oddest Campaign Slong Ever Says:
   October 14th, 2024 at 7:23 pm

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3. Talmadge East Says:
   October 14th, 2024 at 8:22 pm

   “Vote for a smut-peddler who cares” has got to be my personal favorite. Thanks Larry.

4. Dr. Steven Taylor Says:
   October 14th, 2024 at 8:28 pm

   That one’s up there, to be sure.