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Thursday, July 28, 2005
By Steven L. Taylor

Via Drudge: REPORTER VOWS TO ‘KILL SELF’ IF CHENEY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT

“The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told the HILL. “All we need is one more liar.”

If Helen is trying to dissuade Cheney, wouldn’t the more efficacious threat be that she would appear nude if Cheney ran for President?

hat tip: reader C. Vucovich via e-mail.

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11 Responses to “Helen Thomas Threatens to Kill Self if Cheney Runs”

  1. Steven L. Says:

    First snarky comment: Perhaps Robert Redford will return from Canada for the funeral.

    Second Snarky comment: Where can I contribute to the Cheney campaign for 2008?

  2. Outside The Beltway Says:

    The Real Threat

    By now you all know that the unemployed media poster-child Helen Thomas made the asinine statement that she’d kill herself if Vice President Dick Cheney runs for President in 2008 (yet there’s no anti-conservative bias in the media). Howe…

  3. The Florida Masochist Says:

    The Knucklehead of the Day award

    Get a grip Ms. Thomas. What politician isn’t a liar? Please name me one. For being separated from reality, Helen Thomas is today’s Knucklehead award winner.

  4. Gop and the City Says:

    Helen Thomas: Not Dead?

    Drudge is reporting that Helen Thomas vowed to “kill herself” if Vice President Dick Cheney decides to run for President. This is news because I thought Thomas was already dead.

  5. Steven L. Says:

    She’s all talk. She made the same threat about President Garfield.

  6. Dr. Steven Taylor Says:

    Steven L.:

    Classic!

  7. Terry Says:

    “If Helen is trying to dissuade Cheney, wouldn’t the more efficacious threat be that she would appear nude. . . ”

    It would if she were a cruel and brutal monster like you are.

    Now pardon me while I go take a wire brush to my brain.

  8. The Indepundit Says:

    Run Dick, Run

    MANY CONSERVATIVES are begging Dick Cheney to run for president in 2008, after veteran White House Windbag Helen Thomas made the following off-the-cuff remark during an interview with The Hill magazine. “The day I say Dick Cheney is going to…

  9. Flaming Duck Says:

    Poor Helen Thomas!

    Good point! (hee hee)

    If you think that this post is cruel or inappropriate please see my post earlier today titled Mom!! They’re Making Fun of Me! and, “Grow up!”

  10. PoliBlog: Politics is the Master Science » Cheney in ‘08? Says:

    [...] 8217;m out of here.’. (Fox News Sunday, February 6, 2005). (Not to mention he’d have Helen Thomas’ blood on his hands…) In all seriousness, while I expect a “Draft Cheney” moveme [...]

  11. The Florida Masochist » Blog Archive » The Knucklehead of the Day award Says:

    [...] g separated from reality, Helen Thomas is today’s Knucklehead award winner. Hat tip- Poliblog who proposed the scary idea of Ms. Thomas going naked. This entry was poste [...]


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